so, last night, me and some of the girls went to one of our favorite spots, royal, on university way. we slid into an open booth (rare), wiped off the spilled beer, and started looking at the menu. slowly but surely this guy came up to our table to try to talk to us. this is how (let's call her gwyneth) handled it:
guy: what are you ladies drinking tonight?
gwyneth: oh we're not sure yet, but this is just going to be a ladies night tonight.
guy: what? what do you mean?
gwyneth: oh you know, just a ladies night. we all just broke up with our boyfriends, so we're out celebrating.
guy: wait wait wait... you ALL just broke up with your boyfriends?
gwyneth: i mean, no no no no, we're just having a girls night. i don't want you to waste your time.
guy: waaaaaiiiittt... you thought i was hitting on you?! nooo i was just asking what you were drinking. i'm going around to all the tables asking what people are drinking. psh i'm sorry if i wasted your time.
gwyneth: it's not about wasting our time, i just don't want you to waste yours.
guy: what, no, well, i'm sorry if i wasted your time (in a very sarcastic tone)
guy walks away and then decides to come back in forty-five minutes to give us all a high-five, which we all did, reluctantly.
who high-fives in a bar anyway?!
we had so much fun despite this awkward interruption, and woke up to watch the royal tenenbaums, (an outstanding movie, i might add). all in all, a royal weekend.
